On my way to work today a dog jumped out in front of my bike and I had to break so hard my bike vaulted around its front wheel. The dog got scared and run back to his/her owner who walked 3 meters behind the dog. The owner kept saying “sumimasen” (I’m sorry) but maybe it was a bit too late for that… Just keep your d*mn dog on a shorter leash 👿

Anyway, I was kind of lucky to get out of it all with only a swollen bump next to my groin where the lefthand side’s handle bar just missed my “crown jewels”. Though if the handle bar had hit a bit to the right I probably would have looked more like :shock:, and talking in a slightly higher pitch now.